Cintia Dicker: Friggin' Gaaawgeous

Michael Ian Black Entertains Me To No End

Michael Ian Black brought much joy into the hearts of his Twitter followers today when he began tweeting every move of the Asian man sitting next to him on his cross country flight today. 


Michael Ian Black
Sleeping.
10 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
Neither of us is watching in-flight movie "Country Strong."
10 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
Many people are asking: no drool, no boner. (Either of us)
10 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
IMPORTANT UPDATE: HE WOKE UP!!! NOW WATCHING "COUNTRY STRONG!!!"
10 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
Water. No ice.
9 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
Water finished. Cup on tray. Rubbing eyes. More sleep?
9 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM!!! TOOK CUP!!!
9 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
JUST ROOTED AROUND OVERHEAD BIN FOR LAPTOP
9 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
He's erasing a lot of email. WHY?
9 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
He's scrolling through fonts. WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED!
9 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
Now working on "business documents."
9 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
EVERYTHING IS WRITTEN IN CHINESE!!! (I think)
9 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
BTW, just googled "Swingers Groups Connecticut" on my flight and blocked me. Total bullshit.
9 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
Just highlighted text and deleted. HIGHLIGHT COLOR WAS PURPLE!!!
9 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
A different Asian man just handed him a bag of peas. WTF!
8 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
Correction: TWO small snack-sized bags of peas. He ate one. Saved the other.
8 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
DEVOURING peas.
8 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
Now eating small piece of fruit (PEAR?!?)
8 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
"Country Strong" finale. Gwyneth KILLING it. He doesn't even give a shit.
8 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
Now watching Esurance commercial featuring Asian man.
6 hours ago
 
Michael Ian Black
Second bag of peas... EATEN!
6 hours ago
 
 I wonder if this Asian man will ever know how thoroughly entertaining he really is? 

Bristol Palin Gets Plastic Surgery

Bristol Palin has obviously had some work done!

She has likely received a chin implant. She looks puffy, which is either because of the recent implant, or could mean that the increase in the size of her chin is the result of an injectable filler. Her lower lip appears to have also been injected. It is hard to say for sure, but her eyebrows appear to have been lifted slightly, giving them a greater arch.

The chin looks overdone. It kind of makes her look like a cartoon character...or Snooki...
But overall, I'd say that its an improvement.

Oldies Of Me

Fergie Sent Her Less Evil Twin To Preform For Her On American Idol

"My Name Is Boxxy"

"My Name Is Boxxy".  Whatever this chick is on, I want some.

I have no idea what the frick this girl is talking about.

OMG, This Guy Is Awesome!

"PiranhaJaw22", he seems like a pretty cool dude.

I want to find him and be friends with him :)

Ke$ha's Wacky Body In A Bikini

Alright, here are some past photos of Ke$ha (aka, the Poor Man's Gaga) in a bikini.  I'm going to warn you, things don't look too good...
Okay, so that was pretty bad... I simply cannot wrap my brain around what the f*ck is going on with her body!?!  
    Well, the Poor Man's Gaga was spotted again, prancing around in a bikini... And this time, things looked even more grim...

Omg!  Her body is so strange!  Why does it look like that?!?!?  Why does a chick in her early 20's look like this???  She has access to personal trainers, private chefs, plastic surgery, all kinds of drugs that make you skinny!!!  She could make millions of dollars if she maintained a hot body!  That's plenty of motivation if you ask me...Ugh, at least it makes me feel less shame for my own bikini bod.

Wow! More Hypothetical Improvements On The Face Of Rumer Willis!!!